how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Dicks are not precious.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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