haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
is it fun? or sober?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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