i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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