she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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