I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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