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(202): View more from Washington, DC

He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off

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(703): View more from Virginia

Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm

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(602): View more from Arizona

You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.

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(347): View more from New York

sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.

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(904): View more from Florida

You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.

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(208): View more from Idaho

There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.

(1-208): View more from Idaho

That's my favorite drunk.

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