I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
