GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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