I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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