anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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