We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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