sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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