Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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