just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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