quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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