I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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