Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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