bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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