last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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