Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
false alarm, still single
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