it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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