Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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