Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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