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I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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