It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Acid is not a monday night drug
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Randomize
