No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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