I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
