butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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