Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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