im gay
i know
yea but for you.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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