Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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