Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
You may now shotgun with the bride
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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