drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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