I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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