i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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