just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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