Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Just puked most of my soul out..
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