I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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