I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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