Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Congratulations! We have a period
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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