What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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