clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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