I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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