I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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