People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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