Dual....:-)
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Randomize
