adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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