Pappa wants mamma naked
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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