i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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