Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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