so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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