found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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