you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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